eNgLish,tHe weiRdo...

"what happen if the cat barks and the dog meows?"

"if pretty,prettier,prettiest,
why not good,gooder,goodest?"

"if the plural of foot is feet,
why not wood is weed?"

"understand,understood,
bus stand,bus stood?"

"if sailor sail,
did tailor tail?"

"nobody wants to be a bat,neither a batman"

"if i put my hand out to hand in the handout,where is my hand now?
answer = ???? "

"you don't need a ship to have a friend,
but you need a friend to make a ship "

"it's weird but that is how English goes "

thanks to all my creative friends in group a for giving me materials to share with others in this blog...mmmuah,thanks guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

....black widow.......