Tuesday, August 3, 2010

sweet moment!!

Sweet memories...although we are not going to the final, we still enjoyed the game.

...and the food. huhu...look at kak fidzah...

Saturday, July 24, 2010

EPC Fan PAge

Welcome To EPc's Fan Page

Monday, July 12, 2010


Hai friends,

Our blog is quiet for a long time,
Let's cheer it up!!!
with a fun and great things,
Let's share our enjoyable and best experience here,
so that we can learn together...

Wednesday, March 10, 2010


Only Allah knows what his slaves feels...
Only Allah knows what is the best for his slaves...
Only Allah knows what his slaves think...
Only Allah...

Saturday, March 6, 2010

Crazy iPhone Applications

Wow, I'm started to make this class blog like my own personal blog aren't I. Neway, today I'm going to talk (or write) about some of the crazy iPhone applications proposal that had been rejected by the company software department due to its unpractical functions. Here are the list of some of the rejected applications:

  • iKnife

How does the app works : The user will click on the iKnife icon on their phone and a tiny blade will come out from the side of the iPhone.

Functions: Very convenience for safety and self-protection against rapist or robber. Its like a portable tiny Rambo knife.

Drawback: If you put your iphone in your pants pocket, there is a tendency where you might accidentally click on the iKnife icon and a tiny blade will cut into your butt or your front thigh depends on where you put your iPhone.

  • iScale

How does the app works: Click on the iScale icon on your iPhone,put the things/person/ or animal that you want to weight on the iPhone wide screen and the apps will measure it for you.

Drawback: It couldn’t support the weight of a full grown man. (Your iPhone will shatter into pieces if you brave enough to weight yourself on it). It could only support the weight of babies from 12 to 18 weeks years old.

  • iBeltBuckle

The apps where the iPhone also works as your belt buckle. Drawback? Really bad fashions sense. Evan Lady Gaga wouldn’t even dare to try it.

  • How deep is the hole? Application

The user would throw their iPhone into a hole and the application will tell you how deep is the hole (in inches, metres, and kilometres). Drawback: There's a tendency where you might not get back your iPhone if it was thrown in a deep hole.

  • iHammer

The applications allow you to use your iPhone as a hammer. It’s like having an iPhone and a portable hammer all in one. Just hit your iPhone on the nails and it will works just like a hammer. Drawback: Be careful enough not to break the iPhone screen.

  • Pregnancy Test Apps

Pee on your iPhone screen, and the app will tell you whether you pregnant or not. Also apply to men who thinks that he might be pregnant.

  • Is it my birthday? Apps

It’s a simple app that will let you know whether today is your birthday or not. It was said to be very convenience for people who had extreme short and long-term memory lost.

Well that’s about it, some of the iPhone applications proposal that had been rejected from the market due to its impracticality. What I don’t understand is how can there still be some ridiculous iPhone apps out there ready to be downloaded. An iPhone app that will show the location of a transvestite person near you? WTF! So tell me, what your craziest idea of an iPhone applications?

Brought to you by Ravern Ava Vermount

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Mosquitos by Crow Village

You would not believe your eyes
If ten million mosquitos
First bit you and then left you to die

'Cause they'd fill the open air
As you smacked them everywhere
You'd think me rude but I really wouldn't care

I'd like to make myself believe
That mosquito bites don't itch so badly
It's not that hard to say, that I'd rather stay
Inside where there's no bugs
'Cause I know those things are out to get me

If I got a thousand hugs
From ten-thousand mosquito bugs
I'd get completely red and mad itchy

A huge one above my head
A swarm of them beneath my bed
I sure wish they were butterflies instead

I'd like to make myself believe
That mosquito bites don't itch so badly
It's not that hard to say, that I'd rather stay
Inside where there's no bugs
'Cause I know those things are out to get me
When I fall asleep

Please mommy close my door all the way (Keep me safe and locked away)
'Cause I'd feel I'm in danger all night and day (Keep me safe and locked away)
I'm never too tired to kill those things (Keep me safe and locked away)
Creepy bugs with a snout and wings!

To ten-million mosquitos
I'm weird 'cause my complete fear shows
I got misty eyes as they bit each of my toes

And I'll know where several are
To tell the truth they're not so far
Am I insane? They're in my room in a jar!

I'd like to make myself believe
That mosquito bites don't itch so badly
It's not that hard to say, that I'd rather stay
Inside where there's no bugs
'Cause I know those things are out to get me
When I fall asleep

I'd like to make myself believe
That mosquito bites don't itch so badly
It's not that hard to say, that I'd rather stay
Inside where there's no bugs
'Cause I know those things are out to get me
When I fall asleep

I'd like to make myself believe
That mosquito bites don't itch so badly
It's not that hard to say, that I'd rather stay
Inside where there's no bugs
Because I think they planned an ambush under the rugs

By Ravern Ava Vermount. All credits or critiques goes to laughingsocks711

Friday, February 26, 2010

This is a Twilight Parody.

Disclaimer: Definitely not for reading pleasures of the Twilighters. Don't say I didn't warn you guys. All the credits (and critics as well) goes to laughingsocks711.

My name is Della Fawn. I'm so pale and got dark hair that makes me look even paler like paper. I recently moved to Spoons, Washington. It's always cloudy and rainy there.

I walked up to father who was a rookie policeman, really he only brings the policemen donuts. He is a former famous all-star basketball player. Well, in his own mind. He recently got released from that asylum, and he thinks he used to be a famous basketball player. Now whenever we pass teens at basketball practice he tries to autograph their ball and ends up getting kicked out of the gym by the angry coach. (Apparently he used a sharpie and the balls were rentals.)

He said to me that he got me my very own car. I screamed out "WAHOO! LOOKOUT WORLD ITS DELLA AND I'VE GOT MY VERY OWN CAR! WASSUP!!!!!!!"

I looked out the window to see a shopping cart with a firecracker attached to the back. "Do you like it Della?"

"Do I like it? I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!" Omg everyone at school is gonna be so jealous that I have my own shopping cart and all they have are Italian Sports cars and convertibles, well I assumed. It was my first day and I didn't know nothing about the cars there. How embarrassing would it be if I showed up with the same shopping cart as someone else! YAH!

I hopped in the cart and my daddy was about to light the firecracker but I then remembered the doctor said he CANNOT PLAY WITH FIRE!




"BUT- I WANNA LIGHT IT! Fine, here."

He handed me the flamed match and I applied it to the firecracker. Hey wait how do I steer? TOO LATE! I blasted out of the driveway and zoomed forward up the driveway across the street and smashed into their garage.

I got my face unstuck from the garage door and looked for my Dad for him to help me. But I could clearly see he was already back inside the house eating one of the donuts he was supposed to save for work.

Now how would I get to school? My shopping cart was destroyed!

Suddenly, a kid who was younger than me pulled up on a motorcycle.

"Hey you!" The kid shouted.

"Who me?" I shouted.

"Yeah you!" He shouted.

"What?" I shouted.

"Why are we shouting, we're standing right next to each other?" He shouted.

"Riiiiight." I said trying to act smooth because DAMN he was hot.

"Remember me? I'm Flakub! We used to eat mud together!"

"Flake! Oh yeah! Those were the days."

"That was yesterday."


"Need a lift?"

"I'll always take a ride with a hot were-wolf like you!"

"You know my secret?!"

"What secret?"

"Nothing. Hop on."

He drove me to school and I went inside and he left. I went to my class and sat next to this UBER-PALE but also freakin' handsome kid.

"sup." I said nonchalantly.

"SUGAR HONEY ICE TEA! What is that smell!"

"What? Come on I know I haven't showered in 11 days and I ate mud yesterday and don't own a toothbrush and I only have one pair of underwear and I left all my deodorant in Arizona but I don't smell that bad!"

"Ugh. You stay on THAT side of the table, and I'll be over here. No. Further, go way over to that side!"


Later at lunch I sat down next to the most popular girl in school and said, "Hey Jess. So I was thinkin-" I didn't get to finish my sentence because she already got the jocks to throw me across the lunchroom next to these other people.

"I'm Della. Who are you?"

"I'm Bianca."

"K so Bibi. Who are they?" And I pointed to that rude guy's table with his posse.

"Those are the Killens. They only hang with themselves so don't bother. That's Casper, Malice, Nose-alie, Phlegmmet, and Deadward."


"Shut up! YAH he's gorgeous but looks like he can hear you with his ultra-ears. Don't tell anyone I said this, but-"


"SHHH! We think they're vampires!"


"HAHAHHAHA jk girlfriend jk. I almost had you going."

"They ain't vampires?"


I walked over to the lunch line and tried to inconspicuously steal an apple, but Deadward grabbed it and threw it on the ground where it smashed into apple-sauce.


"I kinda thought it would bounce off my shoe and land in my hands."

"We're gonna get married and be a vampire couple and have a baby half-human half-vampire!"


"Nothing! I SAID NOTHING! Nothing! So..."

"I'm not immune to kryptonite. Think- I am the bad guy not the good guy."

"I didn't say anything about kryptonite."

"Yeah I know but you're really slowing up the story so I went ahead."

"Alright. You're in a mask! It's a disguise!"

"How did you know!"

He took off his mardi-gras mask and looked at me.

"Meet me in the forest Della, tomorrow."

"KK. Now look I don't smell that bad, why did you scoot away?"

"I will tell you everything tomorrow in the forest."

Note: Guys leave some comments k. If got lots of feedback, I might consider posting the sequel to this parody.

xoxo Ravern Ava Vermount

Monday, February 22, 2010

Show me...

do i have to let it go?
if i let it go i will sing Anang's song...
"separuh jiwa ku pergi..."
if i stay i have to face big challenges in my life
Ya Allah...please guide me...

Monday, February 15, 2010

Cinema Bizarre Fur Immer!!!

It's officially true that Cinema Bizarre had officially broke up early this year. I know it's hard to except the fact that there's no longer an amazing androgynous German bands, but hey, life must go on, and you never know there might be a comeback. Beside, you can always follow the guys individually as some of them are still active blogging and twittering. We here in Vlad Magazine were given a golden opportunity to interview not the band itself, but their Uber crazy fans (well now more to Strify's fan) that only would like to be known as Rave from Wonderland, Germany. Judging from the massive amount of Cinema Bizarre and Strify pin-up poster hanging on her bedroom wall, without a doubt, we know she's the most reliable sources that worth interviewing. Anyway, here's how the interview went :-

Vlad Mag. : Guten tag Rave.
Rave : Ich alles gute. Am I going to be on TV? Hallo mom und dad!
Vlad Mag. : No you're not. You're just going to be featured in EPC blog.
Rave: EPC?
Vlag Mag. : English for Professional Culprit.
Rave: Huh??? What??
Vlad Mag.: Never mind. So Rave, tell us, how had you been coping so far with the tragic news?
Rave: I don't think I ever will. I mean, who going to give sarcastic comments in funny British accents
if Simon leaves American Idol. Tyra Banks? She's too "fierce". Christian Siriano? He in a hot tranny mess. Face it, 1 of the reason we watch American Idol is because of Simon Cowell himself. I just can't.....
Vlad Mag.: I'm reaaally sorry to interrupt, but the tragic news that I'm referring to is the disbanded of Cinema Bizarre.
Rave: Owh, THAT tragic news. Sorry, it just that, there's been lots of tragic news lately. Well, I was totally devastated the 1st time I heard it. They were an amazing band and will always be. What I'm scared the most is the band would be gone for good, and we the fans would never ever heard anything from them again.
Vlad Mag.: What do you think the reason they broke up?
Rave: I don't know, I have no idea. Each of them said they wanted to try something else. Who knows, maybe they're just tired of wearing the same smelly outfit during tour.
Vlad Mag.: What each of them are doing after the broke up?
Rave: Well I'm glad that Strify, Yu, and Romeo are still in touch with their fans. Strify did some DJ stuffs here and there, while Yu and Shin had formed a band. Romeo did some colab with other band and Kiro... I don't know what happen to him. I just hope he's happy with his boyfriend.
Vlad Mag. : Well then, any last words to the band?
Rave:Sure, guys remember Style is War. And Strify, I expected a phone calls from you cause you're about to be a father. Remember last year June 6, in Paris?
Vlad Mag.: Ok then. Whatever that means. That's all from Vlad Mag for EPC Blog. Till then, awerdiessen.

Note: From left to right - Yu, Strify, Kiro, Shin, and Romeo.