I was surfin the utube today looking for a good twilight parody. Then I came across with this one that I'm goin to share with you guys. Its a hillarious one ( people who already watched twilight will get the idea). Its in the forest scene where Bella uncover the truth about Edward.
The Original Dialogue
Bella : Your possibly fast and strong. Your skins is pale white and ice cold. Your eyes change color and sometimes you speak like you're from a different time. You never even drink anything. You don't go out in sunlight. How old are you?
Edward : 17
Bella : How long you been 17?
Edward : Awhile
Bella : I know what you are?
Edward : Say it....out loud.
Bella : Vampires
Edward : Answer me the most basic question,what do I eat?
Bella : Blood
Edward : Are you afraid?
Bella : No.
The Parody Dialogue
Bella : Your possibly fat and merry, your cheeks are rosy red. I know what you are.
Edward : Say it....out loud.
Bella : Santa
Edward : Ask me the most basic question, what do I eat?
Bella : Milk....and cookies
Edward : Have u been bad this year?
Bella : No...I've been naughty.
(Post to you by Vanya the White Violin)
1 comment:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its damn funny!!!! kih3
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